The Mountain Goats - No Children Meaning

No Children Lyrics
Give up on trying to save us
I hope we come up with a failsafe plot
to piss of the dumb few that forgave us
I hope the fences we mended
Fall down beneath their own weight
And I hope we hang on past the...
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Okay, as much as I love dogs and have rewritten song lyrics for dogs. This is not an interpretation of "No children" or the intent of the song but, I have to admire the rewrite. Printing for my "99 Red Dogs"... they rule the world, my world.
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I hope that our few remaining humans
Give up on trying to train us
I hope we come up with a failsafe plot
To eat all the cheese that escaped us
I hope the tricks that we learned
end up getting us in trouble
And I hope I hold it past the last outside
Inside I'll make a pee puddle
And I hope the dog park fences
Someday fall down
And I hope the running brown rabbits lead me far away
And I never come back to this town again
in my life
I hope I lie
And tell everyone you didn't pee on that guy
I hope you get bathed
I hope we both get bathed
I hope I cut my gums biting you tomorrow
I hope it bleeds all day long
Our friends say the best treats come in cargo shorts
We're pretty sure they're all wrong
I know the best treats of all
are the kind you can roll in
and I'm going to find them before you do
I'll never hear good dog again
And I hope when you think of me years down the line
You can't find any of your toys
And then you'll realize that just before I left
I ate all your toys
I am barking
At nothing at all
You are barking right with me
We are total jerk faces
And I hope you get bathed
I hope we both get bathed.
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