John Mayer: No Such Thing Meaning

Song Released: 2002

No Such Thing Lyrics

Welcome to the real world, she said to me
Condescendingly
Take a seat, take your life
Plot it out in black and white
Well I never lived the dreams of the prom kings
And the drama queens
I'd like to think the best of me
Is still hiding up...

1. anonymous

   • 1
   • 2
   • 3
   • 4
   • 5

   click a star to vote

   Jan 22nd 2012 !⃝

   This is probably the most thorough interpretation of this song I've ever seen:
   
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-os8HrYcU
   
   It's funny, insightful, and controversial. It really puts this song into perspective.
2. anonymous

   • 1
   • 2
   • 3
   • 4
   • 5

   click a star to vote

   Jun 11th 2009 !⃝

   I think it could be interpreted in a broader sense of just being yourself
3. anonymous

   • 1
   • 2
   • 3
   • 4
   • 5

   click a star to vote

   Jun 10th 2009 !⃝

   It's about John growing up as a teen, and wanted to be a musician, but his mom forbids him.
   
   the line "they love to tell you stay inside the line, but something's better on the other side" is when his mom told him to be something else, because there is no such thing as being a rock star.
   
   there's actually one version of this song, where John added a special intro, it's more obvious there:
   
   
   Freshman year,
   Mom asks "What do you want to do
   when you get out of here?"
   I said, "Well, gee, I'm only 13,
   but I think I'd like to play my guitar...
   be a star."
   "Well," she said, "that's not it,
   you got time to go.
   Good sense will kick in anytime, you know.
   I'm not worried, I'm not worried."
   
   Sophomore year,
   she asked the same old thing,
   my answer had remained unchanged.
   I saw her fidget with her thumbs.
   She said, "You like computers, John,
   you like computers, don't you?
   Yeah, I always see you with computers...
   you like computers
   maybe you could do something with computers.
   Yeah, wouldn't that be nice?"
   
   Junior year,
   It's a little more intense,
   She says, "What do you want to do with your life?"
   I'm not on the fence, I know exactly what I aim to be,
   and I'm only 17.
   She said, "Well, all I ask, is that you pay attention in class,
   so if you happen to change your mind in time,
   you can still go somewhere reputable...
   do us proud."
   So I went downstairs,
   and I played guitar loud.
   
   Yeah, senior year,
   Same old question,
   She said, "What do you want to do?"
   I said, "Play my guitar and sing."
   She said, "There's no such thing."
   She said, "There's no such thing..."
   
   (speaking: I love you Mom)

Latest Articles

• 
  Anime to watch for the soundtracks… and other reasons you’re undateable
• 
  Dolly, we need you
• 
  The Stranger Things Effect: How new media is drawing Gen Z and Alpha's attention to aging media
• 
  The most underrated soundtrack of the early 2000s
• 
  Buy the Soundtrack, Skip the Movie: Brainscan (1994)
• 
  Let’s Go to the Hop - Ignore That Door’s Four Bunnies and a Beatbox